Since having my second child in June of last year, I have been saying I do not want any more children. Actually, I have been saying that about midway through my pregnancy with Hudson. As of last week, I KNOW that I do not want anymore kids.
Feeling that I was becoming too accustomed to the daily madness that is our home, Matt agreed to throw our nephew, Cooper, into the hysterical hodgepodge that I affectionately call our daily routine.
Now, I love Cooper to death. But love can only get a child so far, and Cooper is a special case. Cooper is what happened when the Tasmanian Devil and Medusa decided to procreate. I know Cooper has pulled into the drive when the sky turns black and the house begins to shudder. The door flies open and Cooper dashes inside, pausing only long enough for his orange eyes to survey the area for anything to destroy!
At least, that’s the way it seems to someone who has only had experience working with princesses in training. It’s really not too bad. At least, that’s what I keep telling myself as I pop a Tums in my mouth and wash it down with a swig of Jose Cuervo. None of the horror stories that I have heard about Cooper play themselves out during his time in my home. I just didn’t realize how much work adding one more child can be. It means more poop to clean up, more food and juice to pour, more toys to weave my way through, and another person barreling towards me to dodge. Those 5:00 a.m. plyometric workouts are paying off!
So I offer my four faithful readers my most sincere apologies. I have not been as attentive to my writing as I should have. However, with Cooper here, I will have plenty adventures to talk about – once my discombobulated brain orients itself.
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